we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking.
Clare this is by far the most terrifying post you have ever made
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i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise
whats the surprise
blood poisoning
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still thinking about how i was in a discord once and someone asked me if i took constructive criticism and how i said “only in the form of bullets” and the next thing i heard was a gun being cocked in voice call
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oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil
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c3po:
anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms
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half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole
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oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something
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