kaseysellingseashells:

queerwashing:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

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(via ohh-whatsername)

ukeking:

the secret to losing followers is being yourself

(via unsounded)

starsdiver:

mond0:

vanishingfootprints01:

mond0:

*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*

What “bad word” is h*ck…..? Isn’t this tumblr…?

yeah and on tumblr we dont fucking swear you fucking nerd

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(Source: eggito, via maybe-a-turtle)

spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOG

disenchantinqs:

a guide on how to not be a shit texter: 

  • don’t take over an hour to respond EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!
  • actually READ everything the person you’re texting says!!!
  • ACKNOWLEDGE what they say!!!!
  • answer their damn questions!!
  • if you have to stop talking, ACTUALLY TELL THEM YOU HAVE TO GO SO THEY AREN’T CONSTANTLY CHECKING THEIR PHONE TO SEE IF YOU ANSWERED 

following these easy steps will result in more meaningful conversations and less people being pissed off at you

(via prolusion)

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

(via rain-force)

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
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